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Habaraduwa, Sri Lanka  |  3–12 April 2026
Habaraduwa, Sri Lanka

Evacuation
Station

3 April — 12 April 2026
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Skye House
Skye House — Habaraduwa Beach
Suite
Master Suite, Skye House
The Plan

Andy is there.
So should you be.

The villa is booked. The chef is ready. The beach is empty. All that stands between you and nine days of doing absolutely nothing is a yes.

  • Nine days on a private beachfront estate
  • A chef who cooks everything, every day
  • Teddy and Freddy do school from the beach
  • Wine and champagne whenever you want them
  • Sea turtles nesting thirty seconds away
  • Zero decisions required from you
Skye House

Barefoot luxury
on the Indian Ocean

Colonial beachfront estate. Five bedrooms. Private pool. A team of staff whose entire job is to make sure you want for nothing. Five-star reviews across the board.

Private Pool
Shallow end for the boys, deep for everyone else. Loungers all day.
Private Chef
Cooks to your preferences daily. Sri Lankan, familiar, or somewhere between.
Direct Beachfront
Gate opens straight onto Habaraduwa's sand and the Indian Ocean.
Pirate Playground
Climbing frame, swings, cricket on the lawn. Children occupied all day.
Ocean View Suites
Four master suites. Two upstairs with sea views and the sound of waves.
5-Star Reviewed
Fully staffed with housekeeping, stewards, and 24/7 security.
Pool
Suite
Beach
Habaraduwa Beach — Indian Ocean
Next Door

The Sea Turtle
Hatchery

Skye House sits right next to one of Sri Lanka’s active sea turtle hatcheries. Five species nest on Habaraduwa Beach. April is peak season. Scarlett, Teddy, and Freddy can watch hatchlings reach the ocean at dusk. Thirty seconds from the front gate. One of the most extraordinary things you can witness anywhere on earth, and it costs nothing.

5
Species Nest Here
30s
From the Villa
Apr
Peak Season
Free
To Visit
The Crew

Everyone who
matters

Kate
Kate
Finn
Finn
Teddy
Teddy
Freddy
Freddy
Andy
Andy
Tracey
Tracey
Scarlett
Scarlett
The Flight

Emirates EK652
Dubai to Colombo

EmiratesBoarding Pass
Flight EK 652
DXB
Dubai
9 hrs 20 mins direct
CMB
Colombo
Kate & Family
03 APR 2026
08:45
14:05
Business
Business Class  |  Non-stop  |  Bandaranaike International
Emirates
CMB
Colombo
EK
EK 652
03 APR 26
08:45
Business
The Chef

Every meal,
handled

The private chef cooks every day to your preferences. Sri Lankan, familiar, BBQ on the beach — sorted without you having to think about it.

Sri Lankan
Rice and curry, hoppers, pol sambol, dhal, string hoppers for breakfast.
Fresh Seafood
Off the boats at Habaraduwa. Grilled, curried, or with lime and salt.
Beach BBQs
Fire on the sand, full spread. The chef sorts everything.
Breakfast Daily
Fruit, eggs, bread, juice on the veranda while the boys do school.
Kids' Food
Whatever Teddy and Freddy will actually eat. No battles.
Tropical Fruit
Mango, papaya, pineapple, rambutan. Exceptional fruit for next to nothing.
Drinks

Fully stocked.
Obviously.

Kate. Wine. Champagne.

Cosmopolitans when the mood strikes. Whatever you want, whenever you want it. The bar is stocked and the team knows what they're doing.

Lion Lager
Sri Lanka's national beer. Ice cold, practically free.
King Coconut
Fresh from the tree. Tastes like the island itself.
Arrack Sour
Ceylon arrack with lime. The local spirit. Dangerously good.
Ceylon Tea
The finest tea in the world, grown two hours north.
Explore

Everything
nearby

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Operation Anti-Thai
Is Brendan bringing Pae?
AIP Command Operation Anti-Thai  //  Active
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Skye House — Habaraduwa Perimeter 5.9939, 80.3031
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Draw Zone
Threat Intelligence
T-01Brendan is bringing Pae.
T-02This is a family trip.
T-03Address not shared with hostile.
Zone Legend
Defensive Perimeter
Neutralisation Zone
Disposal Site
Safe Zone
Exclusion Perimeter
Assets
A-01Kate — Primary authority.
A-02Finn — Comms. Contacts Brendan.
A-03Andy — On the ground.
Pif Paf Protocol
Last Resort
Deploy Tracey's Pif Paf sausages if Brendan requires placating. Buys approximately 40 minutes. Use sparingly.
Kate's Verdict
How to psychologically drive Pae away. Winner stays on.
Reigning champion
VS
Kate's Final Verdict
The psychological method has been chosen.

Kate.
Say yes.

The villa is booked. The flight is Friday. All decisions have been made.